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	<description>where intelligence comes to die...</description>
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		<title>hurry up and wait&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 23:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[in maintenance
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		<title>My Proposal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 02:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two months ago, I asked Melissa&#8217;s parents for their blessing to marry her. After receiving it, I started plotting my proposal. I gave her little white lies when I was going to the jewelry store so she wouldn&#8217;t become suspicious. I was having a lot of difficulty because Melissa has a sixth sense about what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Updating on the go</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 07:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally got this working so that I can update my website on my mobile phone and my iPod touch. It only took three hours!!
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		<title>At school today</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feels good to be back in the grind. I have forgotten so much. Fingers are hurting a bit from all the notetaking, but worth it.
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		<title>I have a cold.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 07:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been sniffling for days. Help me. 
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		<title>Bad grades = hamster murder</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police have arrested a Georgia woman who they say forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for earning a bad grade.

The 12-year-old boy told his teacher about the killing and the teacher reported it to the Division of Family and Child Services, who contacted police.
The 38-year-old Lynn Middlebrooks Geter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Butt Sex and Testicles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re going to sign on to your Facebook at an Apple Store&#8230;sign off before you leave.
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		<title>How to shoot heroin&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the latest smack on taxpayers.
New York City spent $32,000 on 70,000 fliers that tell you how to shoot heroin, complete with detailed tips on prepping the dope and injecting it into your arm. I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;what?!?! Mayor Bloomberg, you&#8217;re an idiot.
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		<title>Good Job PETA&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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PETA has stepped up their ad campaigns&#8230;Ok, I&#8217;m listening.
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		<title>My new puppy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[His name is Knox!





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