Jan 21 2010

Butt Sex and Testicles

Mike

If you’re going to sign on to your Facebook at an Apple Store…sign off before you leave.


Jan 6 2010

How to shoot heroin…

Mike

Here’s the latest smack on taxpayers.

New York City spent $32,000 on 70,000 fliers that tell you how to shoot heroin, complete with detailed tips on prepping the dope and injecting it into your arm. I’m sorry…what?!?! Mayor Bloomberg, you’re an idiot.


Dec 15 2009

Good Job PETA…

Mike


PETA has stepped up their ad campaigns…Ok, I’m listening.


Nov 13 2009

My new puppy!

Mike

His name is Knox!


Nov 5 2009

I have Windows 7

Mike

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I have built a new computer and am now using Windows 7! I am still getting used to it but I love it already. Here are my components:

1.  Windows 7 Home Premium x64
2. Antec Sonata III 500 Black 0.8mm cold rolled steel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case w/ 500W Power Supply
3. ViewSonic VX2262wm Black 22″ 2ms Widescreen HD LCD Monitor w/ Built in Speakers
4. Logitech LS21 7 Watts 2.1 Stereo Speaker System
5. Seagate Barracuda 1TB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s 3.5″ Internal Hard Drive
6. Hitachi Deskstar 80GB SATA/300 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
7. Gigabyte EP45-UD3P LGA 775 Intel Motherboard
8. 17-in-1 Memory Card Reader/Writer
9. LG Black 22X DVD+R 16X DVD+R DL 22X DVD-R SATA 22X Super Multi DVD Writer
10. Galaxy GeForce GTX260 896MB 448-bit DDR3 PCI Express 2.0 x16 HDCP Ready SLI Video Card
11. Intel Core2 Q9400S 2.66GHz 6MB L2 Cache LGA 775 65W Quad-Core Processor
12. Realspace® Magellan Collection L-Shaped Desk
13. Realspace® Magellan Collection Hutch
14. Patriot 4GB (2 x 2GB) 240-Pin DDR2 SDRAM DDR2 1066 (PC2 8500) Memory

So, I am excited. I have placed a DVI KVM switch to my old computer and my new one so I can switch back and forth between them with the same monitor!