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I have Windows 7

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I have built a new computer and am now using Windows 7! I am still getting used to it but I love it already. Here are my components:

1.  Windows 7 Home Premium x64
2. Antec Sonata III 500 Black 0.8mm cold rolled steel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case w/ 500W Power Supply
3. ViewSonic VX2262wm Black 22″ 2ms Widescreen HD LCD Monitor w/ Built in Speakers
4. Logitech LS21 7 Watts 2.1 Stereo Speaker System
5. Seagate Barracuda 1TB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s 3.5″ Internal Hard Drive
6. Hitachi Deskstar 80GB SATA/300 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
7. Gigabyte EP45-UD3P LGA 775 Intel Motherboard
8. 17-in-1 Memory Card Reader/Writer
9. LG Black 22X DVD+R 16X DVD+R DL 22X DVD-R SATA 22X Super Multi DVD Writer
10. Galaxy GeForce GTX260 896MB 448-bit DDR3 PCI Express 2.0 x16 HDCP Ready SLI Video Card
11. Intel Core2 Q9400S 2.66GHz 6MB L2 Cache LGA 775 65W Quad-Core Processor
12. Realspace® Magellan Collection L-Shaped Desk
13. Realspace® Magellan Collection Hutch
14. Patriot 4GB (2 x 2GB) 240-Pin DDR2 SDRAM DDR2 1066 (PC2 8500) Memory

So, I am excited. I have placed a DVI KVM switch to my old computer and my new one so I can switch back and forth between them with the same monitor!

You can quiet someone’s kid by slapping the shit out of them

Meet Roger Stephens. The Georgia man, 61, was shopping Monday morning at a Walmart in Stone Mountain when he crossed paths with Sonya Matthews and her two-year-old daughter Paige. The child was crying, which apparently greatly perturbed Matthews. “If you don’t shut that baby up I will shut her up for you,” Stephens warned Matthews, according to a Gwinnett County Police Department report. Moments later, Stephens acted on his threat, slapping Paige “across the face approximately four or five times.” Though the child “started crying and screaming” after being struck, Stephens told Matthews, “See, I told you I would shut her up.” After police were summoned, Stephens told a cop that the child was crying “and he just slapped her,” according to the report. Stephens was arrested for felony cruelty to children and booked into the Gwinnett County Detention Center, where he is being held without bond. Paige sustained “slight redness to the face,” but was otherwise unharmed.

Fiore to be cremated…well, duh!!

MichaelCharvis.com has learned that Jasmine Fiore’s remains will be cremated — this according to sources close to Jasmine’s family. We’re told there will be a memorial service in Las Vegas, but a date hasn’t been scheduled yet. Sources say Fiore’s ashes will be scattered in Santa Cruz, where she grew up.

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My only issue is this:  Is there any other option? After that scum, Ryan Jenkins, hacked her body up, was there any alternative to cremation?

K-Fed is now K-Fat

For the first time since Britney Spears divorced him, Kevin Federline0901_kfed_pool_mavrix_0009_kfed_family_pool_01_full dropped his top and showed off the kind of physique only a former backup dancer could acquire.

Pay up, John Mayer

As you may have read, the musician John Mayer has offered a $25,000 charitable donation for the publication of a mug shot that was taken following his arrest several years ago. While he technically made this offer, via Twitter, to the gossip site TMZ, we figured it applied to any other bounty hunters. So, as seen below, here’s Mayer’s mug shot. The photo was snapped after the John was arrested by Georgia cops in May 2001 for speeding and driving without a license.

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